Writing C# is more fun than I thought it would be. MS makes a pretty decent IDE.

I only mention this because a previous employee of mine tried to solve every problem with his Java hammer. It took him 8 weeks to write something half-functional and ugly. Using C# in VS2017, with no previous experience writing in C#, I was able to make a nicer looking, better functioning version in 3 days.

I joke because it makes me less sad about Chris Cornell dying. Defense mechanisms and such.

I heard that Dave Grohl's suicide is gonna be more successful and widely acclaimed.

I wonder if hanging from a bathroom shower curtain rod reminds of anything?

*beats dead horse...
*kills two birds with 1 stone...
*lets cat out of bag...
*takes bull by horns...
*breaks camel's back...
*gets kicked out of zoo

Why is my default response to seeing new followers "What kinda scam is this?"

I caught all the pokemon, now I have to play something else at work.

@Mastodon I know it's been said before but I'd absolutely love way to filter out posts based on language. The federated timeline on my instance has a ton of french and japanese language posts that I have absolutely no way of reading.

Locked out of my work domain account for 30 minutes. The fuck is our Service desk doing?

So I finished my Living Dex. Now I'm at a loss for what to do other than hunt shines.

According to the Right echo-chamber on twitter, I'm a giant weepy pussy.

ah saturday night karaoke. it's fun to make an ass of myself in front of strangers

does anyone know a reasonably priced vps provider?

Either the platform is exploding or the counts are fuuuuuucked.

Nowe that I've tried both Tusky and Armoq, I think Tusky is better. Also I got my S8+ today so tha t might have something to do with it.

@mastodonusercount Remove mastodon.potproject.net from your user account summation. There is no way they have 1000000+ users.

Thank you Mastodon, Twitter makes fun of my politics, and you make fun of my fucking OS choice.

I learned my lesson, Don't buy from on Hostfolks.com... it's been two weeks and I still can't access my VPS

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Due to low activity, this instance will likely be shut down by 2018-11-23.