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Even fortune cookies are socialist these days

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whew that rly high energy solstice/Pride vibe has mellowed so i can theoretically relax & not be mysteriously compelled to toot lewd stuff every day πŸ‘

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We can pants, we can pants / we're doing it wall to wall
We can pants, we can pants / everybody look at your hands
We can pants, we can pants / everybody's takin' the chance
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accidentally had my underwear on backwards all day, including during dance performance Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

tarot cards said i will be starting a NEW PARTNERSHIP

who wants to make bad business and/or romantic decisions w me

my social skills are lacking

i clearly can't get any work done at home and yet can't bring myself to leave and go to the library or something

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Earth is flat but it's wrapped around Hollow Earth which is round.

the amount of time i've spent today, staring at pages and refreshing them instead of working on shit πŸ˜’

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@crescentmooncake
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/ >πŸ‘ u want this?

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πŸ‘< \ say NO BORDERS NO NATIONS first

[doing some magic inbetween)

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/ > :anarchism: I'm joking. Wanna try it? You can have as much as you desire!

y'all my D&D group is using Signal & Jitsi to video chat in missing players

we all normalized crypto in our daily lives to the point even our Dungeons & Dragons has high opsec πŸ˜†

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friendship is magic, which is how we summoned this demon