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There are cupcakes at work. Stopped myself before saying "Awwww yeahhhh cuppin' the cakes!"

Six word story popped into my head:

For sale, purity ring; never worn.

I definitely get too attracted by shiny objects. Shiny objects competing for my attention. Little micro-obsessions.

Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to use but your chains.

Laboristoj el ĉiuj landoj, unuiĝu! Vi havas nenion por malgajni krom viaj katenoj!

Bonan nokton, afablaj Mastoduloj. Mi esperas, ke via tago estis bona.

I hope that these apps were actually created to gather names of people who should be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

theverge.com/2017/4/26/1540714

It was only a matter of time before Google finally revealed their true, evil ways.

blog.brave.com/quic-in-the-wil

You can't block Google ads in Chrome using ad-blockers now.

We all need to IMMEDIATELY stop using Chrome and Chromium.

(I've not used Chrome for two years, but…)

@somarasu @fyeahnix I also have to thank my dad for his infinite patience with a son who would routinely install suspect software on the family computer. I wouldn't be the developer I am today without license to tinker with that old beige box until it barely functioned any more.

"Millennials" as distinct from "Gen-X" is bullshit, we're all actually "post-Boomers." The transition from "take care of everybody" to "fuck everybody" began in the 70s and has just gotten worse. Every way Millenials are screwed is just a worsening/extension/development of ways Gen Xers were (and many still are) screwed.

Man, the timelines are hard to scroll on safari/iOS.

Just don't give as much of a shit about open source as I did when I was younger. Just don't.

Who are the oldest folks on Mastodon? I'm 47, any other dinosaurs out there?

Reddit's not so bad if all you subscribe to is cute animal subs. Today I discovered /r/zoomies.

Just received the bottle of Stuart Semple's "Black 2.0" that I ordered. .Painted a couple dice for lack of better ideas about what to try it on. did not manage to keep the black out of the pips, so these dice are gonna be real real hard to read!

#Esperanto .. Asertita estas, ke Ernest Hemingway foje verkis rakonton de ses vortoj, kiu povus plorigi homojn, por veto. La veto estis dek dolaro, kion Hemingway gajnis kun cxi tio: Show more