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I was unable to find the mythical candies of which you spoke, but I was able to find these. They look like they're made of sugar and regret. https://octodon.social/media/a9eOijcuVeQqKqwJZVI
@Gogogadgetpants never had em :\
@somarasu They must be a regional thing. They're actually pretty good!